Category Archives: French crap

That girl is poison

  Fave ‘eau de parfum’ since my mammie used it way back in the 80s. Once went to buy a bottle, and Dior lady said quite patronizingly, “Its a bit strong for young girls, its more for older ladies.” We’ll… … Continue reading

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Where there’s a will, there must be a wild child.

Lou Doillon I’m not usually one for those French girls with long wavy brown hair and natural beauty look, there are too many of them and duh, they all look the same, BUT Lou Doillon is way more interesting then … Continue reading

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Jean de Florette & Manon of the Spring

These movies are why I don’t know French. Instead of teaching me Fran-sez, a public school system employee made me watch these two movies, which took up at least two weeks of class time. Here’s what I learned:

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