Category Archives: Armchair Film Critic

I always thought vampires were the fashioniest of monsters

Probably because they are so thin, fashion loves skinny, ya know? Have you ever seen a fat vampire? I wonder how many calories blood has. I bet they make werewolves insecure and gave Frankenstein an eating disorder. And they are always such bitches.

Anywhoos, I ran into an a lot of Nosferatu in the past couple of weeks.

First I watched Killing Zoe, and ervybahdy knows that scene, … no? Okay I’ll link to it. Ugh. They only have the whole movie, okay… just take my word for it. 

Most reasonable analysis Ive heard about this scene: Homie just wanted to get laid

Most reasonable analysis I've heard about this scene: "Homie just wanted to get laid"

Next I had to register for classes, wanted to take a class on Werner Herzog, but alas, not offered next semester, and also I’m lazay. 

Wha?! Me thinks he looks a lot like...

Wha?! Me thinks he looks a lot like...

... this guy.

... this guy.

And then, BrendanDonnelly did this amazingness. Seriously watched twice and died. 

Anywahs, back to zee fash-yon.

The House of Blue Eyes F/W 2009

The House of Blue Eyes F/W 2009

Last year, Moss first catwalk in five years was for tHoBE.

Last year, Moss' first catwalk in five years was for tHoBE.

Ann-Sofie Back F/W 2009

Ann-Sofie Back F/W 2009

More A-S B

More A-S B

Prada F/W 09

Prada F/W 09

Isabelle Adjani in Herzogs Nosferatu, killer late 70s makeup

Isabelle Adjani as Lucy in Herzog's Nosferatu

Oh shit!

"Oh shit! This is some bad late 70s makeup and styling"

Vaht? We dont have a Transylvanian Fashion Week? Dats okay, I call Donatella, she make it happen.

"Vaht? We don't have a Transylvanian Fashion Week? Dats okay, I call Donatella, she make it happen."

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You’re killing me Smalls

PF Flyers

I’ve pretty much thought these were the shit since I saw the Sandlot. They’re like a snottier Converse.

These still wont make me work out more.

These still won't make me work out more.

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“You fucking broke my sitar, motherfucker!”

 

Coke is bad.

Coke is bad.

Some more Anton-isms:

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Jean de Florette & Manon of the Spring

These movies are why I don’t know French. Instead of teaching me Fran-sez, a public school system employee made me watch these two movies, which took up at least two weeks of class time. Here’s what I learned: Continue reading

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